sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
I’m under the delusion that since I can’t apply make-up very well, I’ll instantly be 10x hotter if i just got a hold of a professional make-up artist.