shy-n-awkward:

fyeah-i-like-dat:

I just died.

I THOUGHT HE ATE HER

thecompanionsdoctor:

Whoever wrote this should be hit by a slab of concrete because she doesn’t deserve consciousness right now

axon-axoff:

1) Scrub an avocado pit clean.

2) Scrape/peel off the brown skin.

3) Carve a cute face and wait ten minutes.

4) Never sleep again.

spacegandalfhastheintersect:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

 #I would sit outside this gate and cry and hold down the intercom button and tell the person inside how beautiful their gate is #and they would call the police to collect the drunkard off their driveway #but I would be completely sober and still crying over this beautiful gate

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I’ve said a lot of great things about posts on tumblr. This, however, is remarkable in a category all its own.

buttfuckingbrothers:

im sobnign fr real [x]